Proposal

Sardar proposed a girl "Kutta mar gaya razai main, main pagal hua teri judai main
Gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta, sardar tere bin reh nahin sakta.

Joke 1

1 ladki doosri se bolti hai.
Dildar aur Sardar main kya difference hota hai.
Ans. : Jo dil ko dard de use dildar kahte hain aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.